Let's have a look at Blade Runner (1982), but to make things real
  spicy-like I saw it on the IMAX screen at London's Science Museum. I've always
  been disappointed with Blade Runner, but I decided that if I was going
  to eat the cheeseburger I might as well eat the hell out of it.
  For the record the IMAX screening was a digital presentation of
  The Final Cut of 2007, which tightens up the editing and fixes
  some special effects gaffes that were still present in the
  Director's Cut of 1992. The screening I saw began with the Ladd
  Company logo. There was lots of film grain, which is not a bad thing at all -
  it reminded me of Chungking Express at times - and on a visual
  level I am pleased to say the film has held up.
Director Ridley Scott wanted
  the futuristic Los Angeles of 2019 to look as if the twentieth century had
  coalesced into a big pile of beautiful detritus, and Blade Runner's
  clutter is still beautiful.
  It was accompanied by a talk from
  a roboticist from UCL
  and a short interview with associate producer Ivor Powell. I
  learned from the former that it is possible to remotely control a cockroach. Imagine if we
  could remotely control something useful, like an aeroplane or a car. Or a helicopter. Is
  Blade Runner any good? No.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
    Look, I get Blade Runner. I grew up in the 1980s. I am not a
    fuddy-duddy. Blade Runner is one of the most influential
    science fiction films of that decade, alongside Alien,
    The Terminator, Aliens, and RoboCop, and yes I know that Alien came out in 1979. You don't have to point that out.
  You're also going to point out that Blade Runner is a lot
    more sophisticated than those films, but that's not true.
    Blade Runner has the surface appearance of sophistication. It has lovely cinematography and a measured pace,
    but there's an emptiness to it. Especially compared to RoboCop, which had a lot to say about greed,
    vanity, and delusion. In comparison Blade Runner feels like
    a summary of substance, an index of substantial topics with no text.
  
  
    On the positive side the film still looks awesome. The careful use of colour
    and intelligent use of sound effects as a storytelling device are
    recognisably modern. Even in its original, pre-Director's Cut, pre-Final Cut form, Blade Runner recognisably belonged to the modern
    age. The fashions are timeless. The use of old-fashioned television
    displays and mechanical computer relays feel like a deliberate stylistic
    choice. Even Vangelis' electronic score - heavy with atmospheric washes and bassy sound
    effects - has aged gracefully. The surprising thing is that the synthesisers
    haven't dated; it's the saxophone and electric piano that sound of their time,
    not the Yamaha CS-80 and the Lexicon reverb.
  
  
    But as a story it's a mess. You have to understand that I get
    Blade Runner. I get it. The film was released on the very same day as
    John Carpenter's The Thing, which had a similarly rough ride from
    contemporary film critics. They hated The Thing. Vincent Canby of the
    New York Times described it as "instant junk", comma, "a foolish, depressing, overproduced movie that mixes horror with science
      fiction to make something that is fun as neither one thing or the other".
  
  
    But he was dead wrong. The Thing is a masterpiece. It deftly
    mixes visceral shocks with a creeping, underlying sense of doom. The gore
    effects establish that the film is not messing around, but for the most part
    the film's impact comes from its restrained, ratcheted tension and sense of hopeless dread. The critics
    were wrong about The Thing because they didn't get it.
  
  
    The critics weren't quite so dismissive of Blade Runner. They praised
    its looks but were unmoved by the rest of it. Janet Maslin, also of the
    Times, loved the visuals but described its story as a mess. And so
    did I, a few paragraphs ago, but that's because it's true. It's a mess.
    Janet Maslin wasn't an old fuddy-duddy who didn't understand
    Blade Runner's brilliance. She got the film. She got the film. She was right.
  
    The standard narrative is that the film was killed at the box office by
    ET, but that's not true. The two films had completely difference
    audiences. Blade Runner failed to turn a profit because it was a
    poorly-reviewed, slow-paced detective story with bursts of nasty
    ultraviolence aimed at an adult audience that still pooh-poohed sci-fi.
  
  
    It was released within a few weeks of Conan the Barbarian,
    Mad Max 2, Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan, Tron, and
    Firefox - May-June-July 1982 sounds fantastic - all of which at
    least made back their budgets, so I imagine the typical moviegoer of 1982
    was perfectly capable of seeing more than one film at the cinema.
    Blade Runner didn't fail because the people of 1982 were
    sentimental morons, it failed because it was an expensive, slow-paced
    detective film aimed at an audience that didn't exist.
  
  
    Over time Blade Runner found a new audience of starry-eyed kids
    such as myself who were mesmerised by its visuals, so it became something of
    a mainstream cult, an underdog. In the age of Akira and
    Syndicate it wasn't fashionable to say bad things about
    Blade Runner, because if you did, you were square. You didn't
    get it. You were an old fuddy-duddy like Vincent Canby. And so people my age
    learned to pretend to like Blade Runner even though we had
    doubts. We bought it when it came out on the latest high-def optical format
    but didn't watch it. We kept the Blu-Ray in the wrapper.
  
  Let's talk about the good stuff. On a visual level Blade Runner codified the look
    of the future throughout the rest of the 1980s. The light through blue
    smoke; the spotlights; the Japanese-language adverts. The cinematography
    makes extensive use of narrow depth of field and chiaroscuro, in
    contrast to the flat, television-style lighting of so many contemporary
    films. The editing is punchy. Even the use of bass drops on the soundtrack
    feels contemporary. It doesn't look like a science fiction film from 1982.
    It looks like a proper film, a real film, a grown-up film.
  
  And Rutger Hauer gives a fantastic performance as a charismatic, violent
    man-child who burns with righteous indignation at his crummy lot in life. He
    only appears for a few minutes, and only has a few lines, but the film
    lights up when he is on the screen.
  
  
    Ditto Brion James, who spent the rest of his career playing belligerent
    heavies on account of this film. And Daryl Hannah, who plays a variation of
    Hauer's role, as a child-like killer who wears an emotional mask she can
    remove at will, while simultaneously giving the impression that under it all
    she might have some genuine emotions. They are all tragic characters, driven
    to kill by impulses they cannot understand, created as disposable tools by a
    heartless world, but the film largely ignores them. They dominate my memories
    of the film, but they're barely in it.
  
  
    At heart Blade Runner is a variation of
    The Deer Hunter or First Blood. It's a film in which
    soldiers return from the war to find themselves alienated from a world that
    doesn't want them. But instead of focusing on the former soldiers, Blade Runner follows a detective who hunts them, because the producers needed a
    big star name, and he couldn't be a villain, so they hired Harrison Ford,
    but gave him nothing to do. And because he needed a love interest they hired
    Sean Young, and gave her nothing to do either. Young makes the most of what
    she has but Ford was apparently not enthused with the material, and it
    shows.
  
  Beyond that the film (a) is too prosaic to work as a detective mystery (b) is
  badly-paced, with a busy opening and a dull middle section (c) raises a number of interesting sci-fi ideas but then does
  nothing with them (d) is surprisingly simple and linear for its length (e) is
  just generally overstuffed. The sequel, Blade Runner 2049, had almost
  exactly the same problems, but was more engaging as a story because it had an
  underlying mystery. And at least it tried to explore its sci-fi ideas, although it was still muddled.
  Reviewers in 1982 pointed out that our hero's detective work is perfunctory,
  as did Harrison Ford himself, and they were right. Ford's character does a
  little bit of detective work involving some photographs and a snake scale, but
  everything after that relies on coincidences of timing and geography. The baddies essentially run into him. You
  might argue that Blade Runner is about more important things than detective work, but why couldn't the writers at least make the detective aspect
  interesting? Or added at least one plot twist, or something unexpected? It wouldn't have done any harm.
  I haven't explained the plot. Blade Runner is a detective film set in Los
  Angeles in the year 2019, which in 1982 was almost forty years in the future.
  The city is blanketed in pollution. Humanity has developed robot slaves to do
  all the heavy work, but they're only authorised for use in the off-world
  colonies. The robot slaves - replicants - are almost
  indistinguishable from human beings, but smarter, stronger, more durable. Our
  superiors in every way.
  Three things distinguish them from us. They are brought into the world as
  adults, with implanted memories, so they lack the emotional development of
  human beings who have spent a lifetime learning to deal with disappointment
  and rejection and having to take the bus to a post office on the estate
  because the local Argos has closed and the nearest Click and Collect depot is
  miles away. Secondly they're a lot stronger, although the film implies that
  they aren't superhuman, just massively more efficient (otherwise presumably
  the authorities could detect them by sticking pins into their arms, or
  something).
  And thirdly they have a lifespan of just four years. The film implies that the
  replicants are unaware of this, although the villains find out somehow. They
  flee to Earth in the hope that they might extend their lives, in the process
  leaving a trail of death behind them, because they have nothing to lose, no
  reason to hold back. Blade Runner is essentially two parallel
  detective stories, one in which the escaped replicants try to arrange a
  meeting with the boss of the company who made them, another in which a
  detective tracks them down. The replicants achieve their goal first, only to
  find out that they are doomed, and at that point the detective's story just
  peters out.
  There's a second plot. Early in the film the boss of the company that makes
  the replicants introduces a new model to the detective. She is more human-like
  than the other replicants. The fact that this character is a replicant is
  played as a mystery, but only briefly. No sooner is the character introduced
  than we learn she is not real. She learns the truth shortly afterwards, in a
  scene that might have had more impact if we knew her, or if it had been a
  surprise. Sean Young is asked to express what must be intense emotions at the
  realisation her entire life is a lie, and although she does a good job the
  script doesn't help her at all.
  A better film might have gone on to ask why human beings are real, and perfect
  duplicates of humans are not, but Blade Runner doesn't seem to
  care. Sean Young is fine in the role but ultimately the character is given
  little more screentime than the villains, and the romance between her and
  Harrison Ford's detective isn't engaging.
  There's a persistent theory that the detective himself is an advanced
  replicant, in which case the romantic angle would actually make sense. The
  film would be about two emotionally-stunted robots learning to become human. Another film might have treated that as a hopeful outcome, because if robots
  can learn to love there is hope for the future, but again
  Blade Runner tentatively raises this theme but does nothing with
  it, as if the screenwriters had been told to make a tough action thriller and
  not trouble the audience with too many ideas.
  It's so frumple. Blade Runner could have been great, but the story
  is just too prosaic to work by itself, and underneath it the film has a
  peculiar lack of curiosity. Does the average person in the street know that
  megacorporations are breeding slaves? Wouldn't that be a major political issue
  in the United States of 2019? Wouldn't the reveal that the villains are
  replicants have been more impactful if it had been kept hidden until later in
  the film?
  As it stands, the nature of replicants is explained in a clumsy "as you know"
  dialogue scene right at the beginning, during which the stereotypical chief of
  police explains replicants to a man who has spent his career
  hunting them down.
  The film's production design was strip-mined by oodles of films and video
      games. This kitchen immediately put me in mind of the latter-day Deus Ex
      games.
  Wouldn't it have been interesting if the film had shown humanity on the verge
  of extinction, with the emotionally-stunted robot duplicates as our only
  chance of preserving something of humanity? The book explores that theme, and
  the film's portrait of a world where animal life has suffered mass extinctions
  alludes to it, but as with so much of the film this wisp of an idea is raised
  but never explored.
  And that's Blade Runner in a nutshell. It's a frustrating
  missed opportunity. If the film had picked a single sci-fi idea, or built an
  interesting mystery, I would love it. It reminds me of
  Deus Ex: Human Revolution, in the sense that both works allude to a
  mass of interesting ideas but never commit to exploring any one of them in
  depth.
  It could have been a film in which a set of tragic anti-heroes realise that
  they are doomed to be left behind by a future that doesn't need them, as in
  The Wild Bunch, or a mystery in which humanity attempts to cheat mass
  extinction by building a replacement that can survive in a harsh new world, as
  in The Talos Principle, or even just a solid action-adventure thriller
  along the lines of Manhunter, or a philosophical work that examines
  what it is to be real, as in Toy Story, but ultimately it's a
  mystery-less detective film, an unromantic romance, an unexciting action film,
  a philosophical meditation with the depth of an Ultravox video.
But it looks fantastic, I'll give it that.
EDIT: After writing this a couple of things struck me. This shot is puzzling:
Puzzling because it looks as if it was filmed by pointing a camera at a screen playing back the footage. As if it was mobile phone footage of a television screen. It stands out because it's wobbly and fuzzy and lasts for several seconds. I don't have a copy of the original version of the film to hand but I wonder if it was rehearsal footage spliced in for pacing issues.
A few months before Blade Runner was released Ridley Scott directed a commercial for Chanel. It was part of a series that began in 1979. One of the film's most iconic shots originally came from the Chanel commercial:
In the 1980s Ridley Scott was often dismissed as a lightweight visual stylist, a brash analogue of the nascent New Romantic movement. In my opinion he was just ahead of the curve.

















