I've never been keen on nostalgia, but I'm a broadminded fellow, so in the spirit of discovery I decided to buy a compact disc, in the year 2025, which is this year. I'll show you how I did it.
I'm not suggesting you copy me. What I am about to describe is not for the timid. But perhaps you're curious about physical media, or maybe you bought a lot of compact discs when you were young, and you haven't for a while, and you want to recapture the feeling. Or you want to understand what it was like back in the day, or whatever.
What is a compact disc? It's a physical data storage medium. A small silver aluminium disc sandwiched between two protective layers of plastic. One side of the disc has a pattern of finely-etched pits, which can be read by a laser and interpreted as digitally-encoded audio. The format was invented by Phillips and Sony in the late 1970s. It was specifically designed for ABBA and Beethoven, but it's also compatible with other musicians. A compact disc can store around seventy-four minutes of 44khz, 16-bit stereo audio. According to the internet the best compact disc is Billy Joel's An Innocent Man.
How many compact discs are there? Lots. They're still manufactured today. They have no practical economic use as anything other than a data storage medium and they cannot be broken down profitably into scrap, but with a few exceptions they remain playable for many years, so there are a lot of functional compact discs still out there in the wild. Most games consoles can play compact discs, with the exception of the modern Sony PlayStation. Standalone compact disc players are still available.
On a legal level purchasing a compact disc grants the owner a licence to play the music stored on the disc in a non-commercial setting. But the discs are un-erasable, the music is not encrypted, and compact disc players were intended to be standalone units that did not connect to the internet, so in practice the buyer "owns" its data.
But which compact disc shall I buy? Discogs.com has 4,980,181 compact discs in its database, and after sifting through every single one I made a shortlist of three. First on the list was the Insane Clown Posse's The Great Milenko. Second was Brian Eno's Ambient 4: On Land. Third was Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan's Mustt Mustt. I eliminated the other 4,980,178 compact discs because they weren't as good.
Unfortunately Ambient 4 seems to be out of print, so I removed that from the shortlist, and I already have two copies of The Great Milenko, so for the purpose of this blog post I ended up with Mustt Mustt. It's an intensely problematic album. iTunes says that the genre is "religious", but that's not true. It's actually world music, released in 1990 on Peter Gabriel's Real World label. Gabriel was one of the masterminds behind world music, and Real World specialised in releasing world music albums.
World music is of course unacceptable nowadays, so after writing this article I popped Mustt Mustt into an envelope and sent it to the Stop Kony campaign. I have no idea what they do nowadays. I enclosed a Post-It note with "please give to a poor child or something" written on it.
I'm not going to advertise a particular store. I used Amazon, but there are others. Steam for example. Does Steam sell compact discs? Apparently not, although it did once sell movies and TV shows.
I'm going to digress again at this point. Yes, obviously this blog post is an arch joke. It's not particularly hard to buy a compact disc, even in 2025. Millions are sold every year. And yet it dawned on me that my nearest city doesn't have a compact disc store. Not even the larger newsagents sell compact discs any more. There's CeX, but it only sells DVDs. I'm struggling to think where I might buy a compact disc on the high street nowadays. A larger, out-of-town Tesco? Charity shops? There are a few record stores, but they sell vinyl records, not compact discs.
Even in the heyday of physical stores I would have had to specially order Mustt Mustt, because it wasn't a best-seller when it came out. It sold well, but not in the same league as Lisa Stansfield or Erasure. But, anyway, after selecting Mustt Mustt and putting it in my checkout basket, I realised that I needed to add £25.01 of other things to quality for free shipping, so I bought two Bosch 12v relays for my motorcycle, some powdered milk, and a bunch of zipties. So that I can ziptie a solar battery tender to one of my panniers. I shouldn't have to justify my purchase of zipties any more.
After finalising my order I gave Amazon my financial details and waited for delivery. I selected a local Post Office as the delivery location, in case I wasn't at home when the compact disc arrived. After two days it was delivered to the Post Office, and I picked it up from there. That was one of Jeff Bezos' smartest ideas. Selling goods that can fit through the letterbox, specifically books and compact discs and DVDs. Stuff that has a relatively high value for something so small.
After taking the album home I removed it from the packaging, at which point I had successfully bought a compact disc in the year 2025 which is this year. Mission accomplished!
I was slightly disappointed to find that the compact disc was packaged in a cardboard sleeve. When I was young compact discs were packaged in plastic cases. Ageless plastic cases that didn't crease or go musty. That was the whole point of compact discs. They were ageless and immortal, not messy or organic.
Packaging a compact disc in a messy, organic cardboard sleeve feels like a retrograde step. I was promised a future of plastic and metal, away from the dirt, and I intend to have that future. Not cardboard. Triangles, aggressive shapes, the smell of burning oil.
I uploaded the CD to my Macintosh, just to see if MacOS could still do that:
If a traveller from the future had told me, as a kid, that vinyl would still be available in the year 2025, I would have said "okay", and "that's actually fairly plausible", and "why 2025 in particular", and I would probably have gestured to my older brother's copy of Jeff Wayne's The War of the Worlds and its awesome booklet, and I would have pointed out that some people might still want to buy Beatles records on vinyl, and there might still be a market for vinyl in the third world, at which point the traveller from the future would have given up. But the point still stands.